So Allison Samuels in Newsweek keeps writing
articles about one of the Jolie-Pitt kids, Zahara. Who is, incidentally, so darn cute I could eat her up!
Anyway, Samuels' concern is that Angelina Jolie is not taking proper care of Zahara's hair, and to prove it, she linked to
these photos. Where Zahara's hair looks fine. Now this whole thing can be a real issue, because sometimes when a white couple adopt a black kid, they don't take the time to learn how to care for hair that is different than their own. Which can actually happen no matter the racial makeup of the family, come to think about it. Caring for a child's hair is a sign of love, and not taking care of it can feel like rejection. It's worth talking about, but I think Samuels has the wrong target. Zahara might be wearing her hair natural and loose, but it looks well cared-for. It's fine.
Look, to prove it, let's talk about some universals of healthy, neat hair. No matter what sex, age, nationality, or race you're of, health hair has some universals:
sheenyI was going to say "shiney" but it's not a reflecting-your-face kind of shine. More of a sheen, or a gloss. Healthy hair, even when it's dry, will reflect light off the hair shaft. Unhealthy hair looks flat, like it has a straw-like texture, and sometimes gets described as "dry" or "fried."
cleanIt's really the scalp that needs to be cleaned a lot. Bacteria doesn't like to live on hair shafts that much. The scalp shouldn't be greasy-looking, dank, dirty, and, of course, debris-free. Hair shouldn't look weighed down around the scalp by grease. It should also smell clean.
untangledSome people think that the measure of de-tangled hair should be that you can run a fine-tooth comb through it without it snagging. I think that's a little extreme. Hair snags if you disturb it, and a fine-tooth comb can do just that. So I'm saying it should be
relatively free of tangles and snags, and certainly free of any mats or, you know, those really big knots that just keep growing. Well-kept hair should move pretty freely when someone turns their head, and not pull painfully on the roots, too.
fullNo matter how much hair a person grows naturally, which varies a lot from person to person, healthy hair looks full. Not necessarily thick, but full, with body. Finally, no signs of breakage, splitting hair shafts, or bare scalp from the hair falling out in clumps (male pattern baldness excepted, of course).
I'm trying to talk universals here. The only exception I can think of to what I wrote are dreadlocks, which are technically matted hair. But of course, the dreadlocks themselves shouldn't be tangled up.
Different cultures have different standards for how you should style your hair, of course, and with that knowledge comes some strange ideas about basic hygiene. I'm sure there are people who'd consider me terribly unkempt because I haven't been to a hairdresser in, like, a year. My older sister used to consider her hair a disaster if it had any frizz in it at all, although frizz itself is neutral.
What I'm saying is, ZJ-P looks fine. In that picture, anyway. I'm no hard-core Jolie stalker and I haven't seen every picture of her in the world. A quick Google search revealed pictures of the little bugger with her hair in a variety of styles, including braids and little puff pigtails, so it's not like the girl never has her hair put up. And I don't know, maybe she doesn't like to have her hair put up. I never did when I was little girl.
Anyway, what do you think? Do you want to send the hair police after Zahara's parents, or do you like little Z's hair? How did you wear your hair when you were four?
I think the real thing we should be concerned about is what Shiloh is wearing. A tie? That is so Avril Lavigne, girl!